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Especially in New York, we're trained to be self-sufficient and aggressively unaware of other people to the point of sociopathy.
We barely notice when a guy's taking a crap in the corner of the F train. If you're single and have the wherewithal to put on pants, leave your house and go on a first date (harder than it sounds – congratulations! "Just so you know, I'm not looking for anything serious." "Just so you know, I'm really busy at work." (Or, God forbid: "Just so you know, I'm really busy at my internship.") "Just so you know, I just got out of a relationship." "Just so you know, I'm going to Malawi to build a school for orphaned one-legged children. Oh, and don't refer to these as "dates." We're just "hanging out." Even when your mouth is on my penis. Instead of, oh, I don't know, a second date, then a third, then maybe sex, then if the sex is good, take it from there. You watch yourself nod, but here's what you're thinking: This sucks a bag of dicks. The disclaimer is hardly new; I suspect it's existed for centuries.
Or just come over to my house and watch Barefoot Contessa.
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