Humor on blind dating
As we passed a hot dog stand on our walk, he said he was thirsty. I left my date at the park's carnival before he could hit me up for more money to play games." —Julia H., 37"I went to see a movie with a man I met on Tinder.Right before the lights dimmed, I noticed someone who looked vaguely familiar at the bottom of the stairs.He also told me he could pleasure himself better than any woman could. ' That's right ladies, you can buy me online!At one point, he even asked the elderly women sitting next to us if we made an attractive couple. ' I was so embarrassed, apologized to them, and said he was right—you buy any kind of crap online." —Sonia V., 41"I was on a blind date.Like, whether brunch is determined by the menu, the timeframe of the meal, all that.Then he told me my job in public relations was stupid and made me pay for the date, which lasted three hours mainly because I'm too stubborn to walk away from an argument.
I went back to bed, laid the spinach on my ankle, and immediately fall back asleep. In his sheets, all over his floor, even in the cracks of his wicker bed frame.
I panicked and told my date the situation, figuring the other guy would say something since he was sitting literally right next to me. I managed to get out of the theatre without eye contact, but there's no way he didn't see me." —Laura R.
27"My friend's brother came over for a home-cooked dinner. For starters, he smelled, I think because of dirty clothing.
When it was done, we shook hands and never spoke again." —Rae A., 25"My date revealed he'd once taken an ex-girlfriend to the restaurant where he worked to celebrate her college graduation.
That's fine, but he only took her there because he was hoping to get a deal on a bottle of Dom Pérignon.