Old english dating
Unless you manage to match with someone who finds your endless supply of quotes hilarious.
“Orange Facebook” has been allowing guys to meet guys and do what guys do for almost a decade and while it has its issues – mainly down to its users than functionality tbh – you know exactly what you’re going to get: the aubergine emoji in human form.
Also, the filtering process is in-depth and you can still do location-based searching if you order too much dim sum and want someone to share it with right that second.
If you’re a hopeless romantic or enjoy the mild peril that comes from potential opportunities missed, Happn uses your current location to tell you which of your matches have been in and around your area, wherever you happen to be.
Loads of pics of your face and, if you’re a flaunter, your body.
You reveal where you go on holiday, what you eat, who you hang around with and... Plus the captions on your photos can give an idea of your intelligence (watch out for textspeak and bad opinions) and your sense of humour.